Joke [Truth Watch]?!
Question: A man is attempting to pick up a lady at a bar. The woman, playing with him a bit, allows him to continue with his harmless dialogue. The man takes out a watch, and shows it to her.
"I'm not supposed to tell anyone else about this," the man says, "but this is the most advanced technology out there. This watch can tell me anything about you at this moment."
"Oh?" the woman muses, "So, what is it telling you about me right now?"
"Let me see. . . it reads that you do not have any underwear on."
The lady knows full well that this is obviously fake, and answers confidently, "Sorry, but that is wrong."
The man looks at her and replies, "It must be an hour fast."
Answers: A man is attempting to pick up a lady at a bar. The woman, playing with him a bit, allows him to continue with his harmless dialogue. The man takes out a watch, and shows it to her.
"I'm not supposed to tell anyone else about this," the man says, "but this is the most advanced technology out there. This watch can tell me anything about you at this moment."
"Oh?" the woman muses, "So, what is it telling you about me right now?"
"Let me see. . . it reads that you do not have any underwear on."
The lady knows full well that this is obviously fake, and answers confidently, "Sorry, but that is wrong."
The man looks at her and replies, "It must be an hour fast."
funny!! (-:
Haha! Thats a good one! You make that one up?
hahaaa funny........
haha
Laugh my ( Y ) off.
actually, that creeped me out..... bar jokes dont usually do that..strange. ( the reason it creeped me out is cuz hes looking @ geting in her pants w/in ONE little hour.--im religious, so thats why the speed of "getting laid" in this joke creeps me out.)
sry, aint my sense of humor. (ill probly get thumbs down 4 this)
Hahaha! Cute...Haha.
Ok Ok not bad not Bad
Sounds like something a man would say, lol.