Gas problem - funny or not?!


Question: An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office:"Doctor,I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."


Answers: An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office:"Doctor,I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
i loved this one have a star
haha! yeah that was funny!
like it .lol
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i love this joke, thank you for the smile :)
Now that is actually pretty good. Well done!!
ha ha ha funny
An old woman was sitting in church and she leans over to her husband and says "I just let out a silent fart, what should I do?". Her husband replies "Turn up your hearing aid".
very good. ho ho. enjoyed, what is more, never heard it before.
please give me the address , to not go to that doctor.

im jk good one.
hahaha funny lol
hahaha very funny lol
Worth a star.
Not again girl hate to say this but a star


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