The prescription - funny or not?!
Question: A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Answers: A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
their getting better raindrop
had a laugh at this one
ha ha that one was gas........x
hahaha
that wuz pretty funny...yeap u alwayz need a prescription :)
yup!
Hehehe... nice one.
nice one like it.lol
Good one.
this is 2 Fing funny
lol,lol,lol.10/10.brilliant.
he's still going to jail anyway and her too.
there's no excuse for killing someone.........is there?.
thanks for the laugh and for sharing.
ha ha ha funny
Not bad
hahaha nice one thanks
hahaha very funny lol
hahahahahahahha good one!!!
very very good have a star
That's really good,never heard it before despite what others might say.A dull day here so it's nice to have a laugh.
Raindrop, you've told this joke at least 2-3 times or more, please don't recycle jokes, it doesn't help the environment, it just looks bad like your running out of material. Your not a pro comedian, no one expects you to always be funny and daily come up with new jokes (even though you enjoy doing it). If you don't have new material, then take a break and get inspiration from other people's jokes, we got a lot of knee slapping, barrel laughing, rib ticklers on this site who can definitely make you giggle, good luck and keep us laughing.