Millionaire's daughter - funny or not?!
Question: Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter!
Answers: Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter!
hahahahahahaha good one, Raindrops!!! Really good!! I like your jokes :D
Cheers!!!
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ha ha, excellent.
meh
not bad
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
Funny! I wasn't expecting to laught! Good one!
mmmmm...no
heard a version with apache braves, still NICE
that's pretty fuuny. thumbs up
That's friggin' great!!!
Heard it before and it's still funny...................
do`sn`t he like wimming .lol
I LOVE IT!!!
where are u getting these jokes from hun,they are hilarious ha ha hee hee,thanks for making me laugh..................x
i think you should get yourself on the stage you just crack me up i am crying with laughing you are brill have a star from me to you wicked
he should have gone for the money.what an honest man he is.
that was coooooooooool and thanks for posting too.10/10.
there is a aniaml version of this 2 if you want it i can post it
but this is funny
funny
an oldie but a goodie
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats brilliant
ha ha ha funny
Old but good
Wow excellent.
hahaha very funny lol