The husband and the cat - funny or not?!
Question: A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little b@stard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
Answers: A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little b@stard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
hahaha very funny lol
Haha thats a good one xxxxxxxxxxx
Yeah, thats pretty funny.
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Good one, lol
Very funny,,,,, nice 1.
Lol!....yes I think so. thumbs up mate!
that is funny and you can just imagine it really happening
yes very funny thanks for that
its ok but Not as funny as the man and the priest lol xx
And did the cat give the directions or did he use Tom Tom satnav? Think about it....................
not bad at all, i sniggered out loud.
ha ha ha ha!!! that was sooo funny! thanks for the laf!!!
Very funny!!!!!!
Yup that's a good one.
I've heard this one before, but it's still hilarious!!!
nice lol
lol yep that gets a thumbs up!!
you are really funny the jokes you are telling tonight are much better than the ones you usually tell you must have a extra special joke book by your side lmao!!
ha ha ha funny
omg that is so so hilarious. lol