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Answers: A man staggers into hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his neck.

Doctor asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

"Well", said the man, "I was playing golf with the wife and we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows and I found one of the balls stuck in a cows p***y. I yelled to the 'wife this looks like yours' and I don't remember anything after that"......

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omg... genius!

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lol

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I'm laughing ... trust me. I get the double entendre, I do, but ... never mind. I'm just laughing. Leave it at that.

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hahahahaha!!

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LOL!! That's a gd one! Pity the guy..

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lol

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another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x

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lol

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Absolutely BRILLIANT, more than just a chuckle

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lmao very good that was funny have a star

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Ha Ha funny!!!!!!!!!!! 10 outta 10

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lol

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oldie but still gets a laugh.

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