How much is that doggy in the window??!


Question: The one with the waggerley tail...
How much is that doggy in the window??
I do hope that doggy's for sale


Answers: The one with the waggerley tail...
How much is that doggy in the window??
I do hope that doggy's for sale
woof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO: GOD: FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a! dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?


Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it! up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
u got 5 bucks? if so deal
lol my mom used to sing that to me,
if he is a Yorky he is $850.
It's £37.99 but you can have it for £36.00!
OMG my little sister has a little glow worm that she got from Toys-R-Us that has that song on it.
Very old question, very old song.....probably in that days market, under a dollar........
That Doggie is £2,000 is that ok? or find something to trade mwahahaha! lol
1 hound red £s.lol
hmm i dunno just try give him a wail,
surely if u dont he'l be pale!
oooo, I love that song!! I sing it a lot, and with my dad.

One more verse-

'They say that there are robbers with flashlights that shine in the dark!' : )
go to amsterdam and im sure you can go to most of the windows and get doggy for under $50
be careful its not a guy though
Arf arf!
My mother used to sing that song.
haha!
It costs a life time of feeding, cleaning up poo and taking for walks.

Only buy if you truly want it.
Lol i love that song.. =]
That song must be 100 years old, brings back memories.
I′ll sell him to you for 50$
it £300
wtf!! that no joke!


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