Condoms advice - funny or not?!
Question: A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.........."
Answers: A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March.........."
ha ha ha
the last time l bought a pack of three the sales assistant said
"playing away today then?!" what did she mean? pmsl
they play rugby as well.lol
not funny
old but good
another star from me today. you on top form.
cool
it's worn out. THE JOKE,NOT THE CONDOM
my answer is yes it's nice and funny
funny
not really funny but ok
In the care home my old aunt has gone to they are not allowed to smoke but they have a shed in the grounds. However it was raining one day and as she rushed to the shed her fags got wet and unsmokeable. Have one of mine said a friend I keep mine dry by keeping them in a condom. Where do you get those from, the chemist replied her friend. Next day at the chemist she asked for a packet of condoms, what size asked the assistant. I dont know said my aunt but they have to fit a Camel.
yep thats a funny.nice one
This was posted several weeks ago by one of my contacts...word for word...get original material!
Where do you come up with these?!!! I'll take the package of three; One for 2007, one for 2008, and one for 2009.
Big highschool quarterback thought he was c*ck-of-the-walk. Always hitting on cheerleaders and such. They decided to put him in his place.
After one practice session a couple cheerleaders walked up to him and asked if he had a couple condoms... just in case.
He grinned real big and said he just so happened to have a couple in his pocket.
One girl said to the other, "You know, I hear that at the end of every condom there's a serial number."
The quarterback said he never knew that.
To which one girl said, "Never had to roll one back that far, huh."
really funny!!
thanx for the laugh!
hahaha funny lol
hehehe, don't let carpy see the last one,don't want things to change when we get married, pmsl hun
have a star
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nehhh....not so funny..sry!!
you been in my archive again xxx lol xxx
lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol................
ha ha ha funny
lol very good
You are too cool. Give me more, give it to me baby.