Jokes with a double meaning - funny or not?!


Question: He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. U can unscrew a light bulb.

How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.


Answers: He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. U can unscrew a light bulb.

How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
Naughty naughty.. ha! ha! ha!.....
Hehehe i find it funny! :-)
got another one? :-)
very funny
here is 1 more joke which i want to share wid u
a punjabi boy ask from a teacher-
"teacher teacher wat is the spelling of blahablabala

teacher said "there is no spelling for this"
then pundabi boy said "there is a spelling - i told u bla blah bla..."

(do blahablabala wid ur mouth & then u know the meaning of this joke)
The first joke is kinda funny..the other two, not really.
Hehehe... those were pretty good :) I'd say 4/10 when the shock values' worn off. 6/10 beforehand.
Lol that cheered me up. thanks so much
4/10 if you are lucky....would be better if you could spell
hey I`m blonde!!!!!!

and I`m good at maths!!!!!

But I can laugh because I have more fun!

xxx
hahahaha
My mind would have to take the wrong one. Typical. lol
brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
hahaha they have a double meaning alright. Guess which one I took?? On second thoughts don't answer. lol
another starred posting
nice very nice
lol
you are on a roll today hun, keep em coming

have a star

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funny
it;s funny that my final answer........
hahaha!!

good one
hahaha
your naughty but i like yer xxx lol xxx
ha ha ha funny


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