Elementary Mr. President????!


Question: One day George W. Bush, decides to go and visit an elementary school. The teacher of the class, tells Bush, the kids are learning about "greek tragedies".
So Bush, goes ahead and asks a student:" What do you consider to be a "tragedy"?
The kid says:" If a boy is running after a ball into a street and gets run over by a car and dies".
Bush responds:" No, I don't think that's a tragedy, that's an accident." Then Bush goes ahead to another kid, asking the same question. This child answers:"If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all die!"
This time, Bush says:" No, that's not a tragedy but a great loss!" A little boy in the background raises his hand. "Go ahead son, what is a "tragedy" to you?"
The kid says:" If you and Dick Chenney are on Air Force One and it crashes!" "Right!" says Bush "how did you know that?"
Quickly, the kid replies:" Because I know it's not an accident and I know it's not a great loss either!!"

P.S. Star if you like it please!


Answers: One day George W. Bush, decides to go and visit an elementary school. The teacher of the class, tells Bush, the kids are learning about "greek tragedies".
So Bush, goes ahead and asks a student:" What do you consider to be a "tragedy"?
The kid says:" If a boy is running after a ball into a street and gets run over by a car and dies".
Bush responds:" No, I don't think that's a tragedy, that's an accident." Then Bush goes ahead to another kid, asking the same question. This child answers:"If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all die!"
This time, Bush says:" No, that's not a tragedy but a great loss!" A little boy in the background raises his hand. "Go ahead son, what is a "tragedy" to you?"
The kid says:" If you and Dick Chenney are on Air Force One and it crashes!" "Right!" says Bush "how did you know that?"
Quickly, the kid replies:" Because I know it's not an accident and I know it's not a great loss either!!"

P.S. Star if you like it please!
Anything that undermines Bush is hilarious. Thanks for that joke!
good 1
kinda funny i spose. gave it a star anyway cos thats the mood im in today!
thats one smart kid!! great!
lol.. good one
good one clo...i will have to use that one with a friend of mine...lol...can't wait to see the reaction :)
I liked very much... go on have a star!


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