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Question: If God meant man to fly, He'd have given him more money.

If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger, if you pull the stick back they get smaller. (Unless you keep pulling the stick back -then they get bigger again)

Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous.

It's better to be down here wishing you were up there, than up there wishing you were down here.

The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.

Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the sky.

It's best to keep the pointed end going forward as much as possible.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man.... Landing is the first!


Answers: If God meant man to fly, He'd have given him more money.

If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger, if you pull the stick back they get smaller. (Unless you keep pulling the stick back -then they get bigger again)

Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous.

It's better to be down here wishing you were up there, than up there wishing you were down here.

The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.

Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the sky.

It's best to keep the pointed end going forward as much as possible.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man.... Landing is the first!
hahaha
clever
I love flying
I read all of that and the punchline isnt that great.

No its not even graet I did not even understand this rubbsih made joke that uve just copied and pasted thinking you're gonna get a star but no you won't
No question for me to answer on this one.

Anyways, thanks I enjoyed you wit and sense of flying humor but only pilots or wannabee pilots can appreciate what you wrote. You did great man, it makes me miss my flying days.

The greatest thrill I had flying was getting back to the airfield during bad weather without any navigational aid (now you guys have GPS and other modern stuff). Man was it dark and scary. It made me wonder each time, if I could make it back alive and brag about it over beer at the flying club.

During my flying days, flying by IFR meant "I Follow the Railroad (or the Road). [IFR means Instrument Flight Rules, if your plane has instruments]

You should write a book on humor in flying. (Mail me a copy , will you?)
Not bad at all. Thanks. lol
You have some good jokes. lol
Funny thanks once again.
ha ha ha funny
Wow, !*! Hardy is a real jerk-off, isn't he...

Great Job with Pilot humor..I can only assume that YOU have been there
L OL 10/10 x


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