Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity and Drive Other People Insane! xxx funny or tru!
Question: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point your hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Insist that your e-mail address be: zena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers
8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for special favors."
10. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
Answers: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point your hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Insist that your e-mail address be: zena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers
8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for special favors."
10. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
You are just brilliant with your jokes. Now don't get big headed. LMAO
Excellent hahaha very very funny
aha I'm going to try some of these.
Your on a big roll today............... lol
Nothing to do with me, we're as daft as a pair of three brushes. I am still waiting for the return of King Guinivere she owes me 5/-, I lent it to him to have Drakes drum recovered in pigskin from a black horse that had turned white due to having kittens, the bad news is that Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead ,'bye
ha ha ha funny
Funny as always!