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Answers: Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium.........................What you do with dead folks.

Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan........................Searchi... for the cat.

Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.

Colic............................A sheep dog.

Coma...........................A punctuation mark.

D&C............................Where Washington is.

Dilate...........................To live longer than your kids do.

Enema..........................Not a friend.

Fester...........................Quick... than someone else.

Fibula...........................A small lie.

G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.

Hospital.......................The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.

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Jokes keep on getting better. I will have to steal your joke file some night I get you asleep. lol

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very clever! did you invent any of these yourself? 2 thumbs up (& a "star")
thx for the smile

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hahaha Wow funny. I like them. Thanks

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ROFL thx for the laff :)

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this would be funnier if i did not use some of these definitions lol

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Excellent, Funny, Brilliant , Another good one thanks.

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brilliant,excellent ,great, clever and thanks for posting 10/10.
I've done lol from top to bottom.

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I have a good sense of humor. So I can't say nothin'.
If you want some good stuff, you need to check out JEFF FOXWORTHY.

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Brilliant lmao 10/10 x

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Why Hillbillies, and not just Americans? lol

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ha ha ha funny

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Wow...I am glad I'm Not a Redneck...but you might be...

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