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Answers: One Sunday John was praying in church. He was praying that God would let him win the lottery.
He explained " God I really need to win the lottery, although I am not being greedy, it's for my family. You see my wife and I have bills to pay, braces to put on my son and to send my daughter to college. Please help me."
A week went by and John returned unhappily to church and prayed to God again.
He said, " Please God let me win the lottery, you know I have good reason for needing it, my wife and I have many bills to pay, braces to put on my son, sending my daughter to college, and now our dog is sick and we need money to fix him. Please God, let me win the lottery."
The next week John again is in church praying without hope.

" God I have prayed and prayed and still you do not help me with my many problems, what have I done," asks John.

Then all of a sudden a white light shines down and John hears the voice of God and He explains...

" John meet me half way. Buy a ticket"

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That is great thanks for sharing lol

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hahaha nice one thanks lol §

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lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol.10/10.
what a dummy.
omg, that was brilliant, fantastic, hilarious.
thank you for a great laugh.

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always funny but a little predicatble

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lol

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Jokes are good today thanks.

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another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x

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good but heard it before have a star for sharing

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ha ha ha funny

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