2 lanes or 4 - funny or not?!
Question: A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle with a genie. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish"
The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly. I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie was taken aback. "I can't do that; think about the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement and steel and concrete that would be needed. I'm sorry, you will have to choose another wish."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "I would like to be able to understand women."
The genie stared at him for a while, and said. "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
Answers: A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle with a genie. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish"
The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly. I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie was taken aback. "I can't do that; think about the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement and steel and concrete that would be needed. I'm sorry, you will have to choose another wish."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "I would like to be able to understand women."
The genie stared at him for a while, and said. "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
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i just smiled but the first time i heard i laughed a little.
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That genie sure gets around!
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