Blonde joke...?!
Question: A brunette guy and a blonde girl walk into an elevator. The blonde says "T.G.I.F." and so the guy says "S.H.I.T.". So the blonde says again "T.G.I.F." and the guys still says "S.H.I.T.". One more time, the blonde says "T.G.I.F." and the guys says "S.H.I.T.". So now the blonde says "T.G.I.F. means "Thank god it's Friday"'. And the guy says "S.H.I.T. means "Sorry honey it's Thursday"!"
Answers: A brunette guy and a blonde girl walk into an elevator. The blonde says "T.G.I.F." and so the guy says "S.H.I.T.". So the blonde says again "T.G.I.F." and the guys still says "S.H.I.T.". One more time, the blonde says "T.G.I.F." and the guys says "S.H.I.T.". So now the blonde says "T.G.I.F. means "Thank god it's Friday"'. And the guy says "S.H.I.T. means "Sorry honey it's Thursday"!"
Ba-dum-bump! (Drum roll & rim-shot.)
That reminds me of the blonde who found out that she was pregnant & asked,"Are you sure it's mine?'
lol
Thats pretty good and i'm blonde!
(giggles guiltily)
that is funny...but you would have to use that joke on Thursday honey
Ha! thats good.
hahahahahahhaha.... NOT FUNNY!
lol...
lol
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O.K And Your Point Is...
Hmm,Different.
funny. lol
lol that was funny >>thanks for the laugh
hahaha! its funny!
that's funny
so this is the best you can do? stop wasting our time and ASK A QUESTION. This stupid story cost you 5 points--should have cost you 50 because it is baseless and insulting.
Thats not funny! Not because I'm a blond but its really not funny!
not very funny. and wasnt really a blonde joke.
lol, not really a question, but ..ok
ha ha he he
ha ha 2pts
sure catches one unaware of the punch line,doesn't it-good one.
How do you kill a blond?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Another clinical evaluation on blonde therapists everywhere. Very good.
thats funny but wat was the question
a blonde woman walks into an electronics store and asks if she can buy a microwave. The salseman says "Sorry we don't serve blondes here."
The woman goes home and dyes her hair brown and goes back to the store the next day and asks if she can buy the microwave.
"I'm sorry but we don't serve blondes here." said the salesman
"How do you know I'm blonde?" demands the woman "I dyed my hair yesterday!"
"Because..." said the salesman "That's not a microwave, its a T.V! "
this blonde is riding a horse and as its trotting along her foot gets caught in the stirrup and as she tries to keep her balance while the horse runs she falls off. her foot is caught in the stirrup so when she falls the horse just drags her. as the horse trots along at a brisk pace her head bounces on the hard ground at the same speed. and when she is near death the K-Mart worker comes out and unplugs the horse. thank goodness for heros!
Q: how can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
A: she has a tampon behind her ear and cant find her pencil.
he he nice one
hm.. watever