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Answers: Three guys meet at the pearly gates and St Peter tells them that Heaven's a little full, and only two can enter. He decides that the two who best explain how they died can enter.

1st guy: "I live on the 9th floor of a tower block, and I love my wife dearly. But I think she's having an affair. So today I went home early, and sure enough there's a bloke hanging onto the edge of my balcony. I trod on his fingers and he fell and landed on some bushes, still alive. So I picked up my fridge, threw it off the balcony so it hit him, and then I collapsed and woke up here."

St Peter lets him into Heaven.

2nd guy: " I live on the 10th floor of a tower block. I was exercising on my balcony this afternoon and I fell. I caught the one below, then this guy starts treading on my fingers and I fell again. I landed on some bushes, then a fridge landed on me and I woke up here."

St Peter lets him in.

3rd guy: "Okay, picture this. I'm naked inside a fridge..."

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haha.

If u want another one... Pick three of your friends present when telling the joke as volunteers. there should be 2 girls and a guy. (or visa versa). Use their names in place of the names i use.

One stormy night, Ava, Ted, and Kari were driving down the highway in a car. It was raining hard, and Ava could hardly see, one minute they were laughing and then next a semi crashes into them. All 3 wake up at the pearly gates. St. Peter is waiting at the gate. He turns to them and exclaims

"Welcome to Heaven, "as the gates open he explains "Here in Heaven, we only have one rule. Don't Step On The Ducks."

The gates open to reveal ducks. everywhere. they cover every surface, and wall. They All nodd. Seems easy enough they suppose. A few days go by, and Ava Steps on a duck. In a flash St. Peter appears

"You stepped on a duck" Say announces ominously "Now you will face the consequences." beside him, she notices, is the most hideous guy she'd ever seen, making eyes at her. "You will be chained to him" st. peter motions to the ugly guy "For all eternity". A few more days go by, and Kari suffers the same fate. Years go by, and Ted still hasn't stepped on a duck, so one day St. Peter appears by his side with the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen in his life. In wonder he asks

"Is this my reward for not stepping on a duck?" st. peter replies grimly

"No. She stepped on a duck."

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ha ha ha funny

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Dumb luck

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Hahaaaaa good one. 10/10 :)

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Very funny lol

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this made me laugh on my otherwise unfortunate day. Thanks.

Amy
xxx

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Morning laugh, gotta love it!

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brilliant - you get a star

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still good for a laugh
nice one lol

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lol.

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great...
still laughing

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that was funny

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wow
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