Watermelons?!


Question: There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says "Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign which read: "Now there are two".


Answers: There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says "Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign which read: "Now there are two".
hahahaaaa ohhhh...... brings back memories of raiding the farmers turnip feilds.....lmao
lmao
lol what a situation for the farmer lol.....have a star
lmao!! haha!!
ha ha ha funny
teeheehee
kids!
Nice one.
LOL !!! nice one
hahaha, smart as* kids, did little Johnny have something to do with the second sign....star!
Hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaa, the little sh*ts pmsl great one mate.
Great one
thts funny!!! Have u heard this one?
A little girl was in her classroom, arguing with a teacher. She said that a whale could swallow a person. The teacher said that was physically impossible. The girl disagreed.
"Prophet Jonah was swallowed by a whale,"the girl protested.
"Do you really believe that?!" The teacher asked.
"When I die, and go to heaven, I will ask Jonah,"The girl said.
"But what if he went to he**?" The teacher asked.
"Then YOU can ask him!" Was the girl's reply.
Do you think tht is stupid? i think it is kinda funny. Well, bye!
Hahaha. Great.
kids don't you just love em, Grrrrrr, another good one hun, pmsl

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interesting, I wont be eating water melons again, until at least tow people have died after eating them !!!!!!


LOL LOL LOL
& if it hadn't been for those darned kids he would have got away with it
ha ha ha


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