Blonde school girl?!
Question: A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde,?"
"No darling, it's because your 25.
Answers: A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde,?"
"No darling, it's because your 25.
hahahahahahaha
I love it.
I'll have to share this one with everyone at work... hahahaha
lol thats too funny! i love blonde jokes
lol. weird
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hahaha.
ahahahaha, nice!
omg thats funny
Hah...
;)
Haha!
nice....hahahaha...but can you tell me why all jokes are on blondes ???
good joke. i liked it
this joke is so old
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Love it!!!!
haha. i dont get the point of it though, hehe,
>_<.... ouchhhh. but amusing, nonetheless
very nice...i love it
lol that was a good one.
Have a star!!!
That is so funny.I love blonde jokes.Especially the one who went to sniff the bottom of a pool.
lol...
omg, thats freakin funny
I enjoyed the joke very much.Read it for second time in a week.
funny im still laughing and my bro is looking at me like im crazy
Awww, that was sooo wrong (but funny as heck)!!! lol!!!
lol funny~
Funny....HAHAHA