God grants a Californian one wish.?!


Question: A Californian was walking home from church when God appeared in a vision before him. God said " My son, you have been faithful and good, I think I will grant you one wish...what is it?" The man thought for a moment and said...
"I'd like my own private bridge over to Hawaii as I hate flying and sailing and I could drive over any time I'd like and I could charge others a toll too."
God replied.."That's rather materialistic, my son, think of all the steel needed and the concrete stays to the bottom of the Pacific...I could do it but I'd rather you had a less materialistic wish...could you think of anything else you'd like?"
The man had a think and said.."I'd like to understand women."
God answered.."Would you like two lanes or four on that bridge?"


Answers: A Californian was walking home from church when God appeared in a vision before him. God said " My son, you have been faithful and good, I think I will grant you one wish...what is it?" The man thought for a moment and said...
"I'd like my own private bridge over to Hawaii as I hate flying and sailing and I could drive over any time I'd like and I could charge others a toll too."
God replied.."That's rather materialistic, my son, think of all the steel needed and the concrete stays to the bottom of the Pacific...I could do it but I'd rather you had a less materialistic wish...could you think of anything else you'd like?"
The man had a think and said.."I'd like to understand women."
God answered.."Would you like two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Okay, Afallon. Put your hands up. You've been watching Countdown again, haven't you?!! (Yes, yes. Me too!)
lol! :oD
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lol, awesome, its not difficult to understand us women, its just that men dont think!!!!!!
LOL. Hope you read joke about Irish monks. Lets number this one J69 to respond to some female jokes lol.
LOL..Damn straight!
Gorgeous !!! Great !!! Almighty !!!

Even
— HE —
does not understand his
best "creatures"... Great !!!
... must give You a star...

Aaron.
nice one!
Good one. But we're not as difficult to understand as you guys think. And understanding you can be difficult at times, too. It's just that we think about more things and don't easily forget things that hurt us - either said or done. We can come up with things months or even years after they happened. But not all of us are like that! But without us life wouldn't be what it is, would it?
And we remember things you said you'd like to have and )if possible) you'll have them on the next occasion - if it's not a Ferrari or a big villa in the Carribean. :) Not like most of you do - we can show/ tell you things we'd like to have (be it a pair of shoes, a CD or sth else) for 1000 times and come Christmas or an other occasion you don't remember it.
I mean we all wouldn't be here if Adam hadn't had Eve...
hehehehe.............hehehehehehe..........
lol
lol, lol


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