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Answers: A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he'd got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep. However, they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow me," he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!" all the other bats screamed in a frenzy. "GOOD," shouted the bat, "BECAUSE I ******* DIDN'T.
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While on an official visit to Glasgow, Scotland, the Pope had become increasingly bored with being waited on hand and foot and transported from place to place.

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Both good I liked the pope one best- So maybe the cop thought the pope was driving God? haha-

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Haha, I've heard them before, but they're still funny...

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i prefer the first one ,comparedly~~ because i couldn't follow the second meaning, could you explain me one thing, why the bat didn't see the tree and it could be covered in blood???

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ha ha ha funny

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lame

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