Which Blonde joke do you think is funnier?!
Question: 1. A blonde decides she is going to surprise her husband by painting the living room. When he comes home, he is shocked to find the living room half painted, and his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat with 3 thick wooly coats on. He says: 'Darling, what have you been doing?!'
She replies: 'The paint tin says that for it to work, you need to apply 3 coats!'
OR
2. A man and his blonde wife have been trying for a baby for 3 months now, and one day when he pulls up from work, he is greeted by her jumping up and down. He asks: 'Hunny, whats going on?'
She replies: 'I'm pregnant with twins!'
He says: 'How do you know its twins?'
And she says: 'Because I went to the store and got a twin pack of pregnancy tests!'
So which one do you think is funnier? =]
Answers: 1. A blonde decides she is going to surprise her husband by painting the living room. When he comes home, he is shocked to find the living room half painted, and his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat with 3 thick wooly coats on. He says: 'Darling, what have you been doing?!'
She replies: 'The paint tin says that for it to work, you need to apply 3 coats!'
OR
2. A man and his blonde wife have been trying for a baby for 3 months now, and one day when he pulls up from work, he is greeted by her jumping up and down. He asks: 'Hunny, whats going on?'
She replies: 'I'm pregnant with twins!'
He says: 'How do you know its twins?'
And she says: 'Because I went to the store and got a twin pack of pregnancy tests!'
So which one do you think is funnier? =]
Lol they were both really funny but I liked the first one better ! Thanx for the jokes !
The second one is funnier.
Neither.
#1
The first one. Maybe if she said "I took two pregnancy tests and they were both positive" would make the second one funnier.
Number #1
Neither.
Neither of them are funny - but the first one made more sense. Corny jokes dude...
I think that the first joke is more funnier in my Opinion.
Hahah I like them both but the second one is funnier.
da first one
the first i really didnt get the second one
First One? I didn't really get the second one.
i think number two is better
2nd one.
The 2nd one is a little funnier, but they're not hilarious.