Joke.....dear all (kinda long)?!


Question: dear all.....
thanks to all those who sent me emails this past year. i must send my thanks to whoever sent me the 1 about the rat $hit in the glue on the envelopes because now i have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. also, i now have to scrub the top of every can i open for the same reason.
i no longer have any savings because i gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
i no longer have any money at all, but that will change when i recieve the $15,000 that Bill Gates/ microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program. or, from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died interstate.
i no longer worry about my soul because i have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Teresa's novena has granted me every wish............


Answers: dear all.....
thanks to all those who sent me emails this past year. i must send my thanks to whoever sent me the 1 about the rat $hit in the glue on the envelopes because now i have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. also, i now have to scrub the top of every can i open for the same reason.
i no longer have any savings because i gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
i no longer have any money at all, but that will change when i recieve the $15,000 that Bill Gates/ microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program. or, from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died interstate.
i no longer worry about my soul because i have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Teresa's novena has granted me every wish............
No wonder yu ar called Yahoo Princess...

Y truly ar one sveety...

Hw about a star on the crown of the princess??

:-)
XD You're amazing...

I know exactly how /that/ feels... *hates chainletters with a passion.*
Excellent thanks
there is always something out there trying to scare everybody
hahahahaa Absolutely effing Brilliant......lmfao
Love it ;)
lol
Hahhahahahaaa, loved it, and yeah it was kinda long lol.
doh
my hand WAS on the mouse
b1tch ha ha ha
Shamefully I will admit that my hand was on the mouse....worse yet I considered taking it off till you warned me not to. Thanks for the great laugh!


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