Murphy's condoms - funny or not?!


Question: The doctor says to Murphy. “Right Murphy. Your wife has just had her
tenth baby. I think it’s time you started taking precautions.”



“Oi’ll take anything that stops me wife havin’ more babies.” Says
Murphy.



“Right then Murphy. Here’s a prescription for condoms. Take it to the
chemist and he will give you a box of 100.”



“Roight.” Says Murphy. “But what do Oi do with’em.”



“No problem.” says Doc, “The instructions are on the box.”



A few weeks later, Murphy calls to see the Doctor.

“Can you come round please doctor. Oi think me wife’s pregnant.”



“Pregnant!“ says the doctor. “Didn’t you use the condoms?”



“Ter be sure Oi did. But they weren’t any good.” Says Murphy.



The doctor calls round to Murphy’s house and Murphy lets him in.

When they go into the front room, the doctor sees an upright piano in
the corner.

Hammered into the top of the piano, at each end, are two 6 inch nails.

A condom is stretched tight and tied to the two nails.



The doctor points at the condom on the nails.

“What’s that doing there?” he asks.



“Well that’s what the instructions on the packet said.” Says Murphy.

“The instructions said. Stretch well over organ, Well, as I haven’t got
an organ, I thought a piano would do.”


Answers: The doctor says to Murphy. “Right Murphy. Your wife has just had her
tenth baby. I think it’s time you started taking precautions.”



“Oi’ll take anything that stops me wife havin’ more babies.” Says
Murphy.



“Right then Murphy. Here’s a prescription for condoms. Take it to the
chemist and he will give you a box of 100.”



“Roight.” Says Murphy. “But what do Oi do with’em.”



“No problem.” says Doc, “The instructions are on the box.”



A few weeks later, Murphy calls to see the Doctor.

“Can you come round please doctor. Oi think me wife’s pregnant.”



“Pregnant!“ says the doctor. “Didn’t you use the condoms?”



“Ter be sure Oi did. But they weren’t any good.” Says Murphy.



The doctor calls round to Murphy’s house and Murphy lets him in.

When they go into the front room, the doctor sees an upright piano in
the corner.

Hammered into the top of the piano, at each end, are two 6 inch nails.

A condom is stretched tight and tied to the two nails.



The doctor points at the condom on the nails.

“What’s that doing there?” he asks.



“Well that’s what the instructions on the packet said.” Says Murphy.

“The instructions said. Stretch well over organ, Well, as I haven’t got
an organ, I thought a piano would do.”
Getting to hate you Raindops, you keep getting stars cos your jokes are good. Magic girl
Oh to be sure
Lol brill!
Not bad, sweet...
lol very good have a star
hhahaa
Yeah ok, it made me smile!!
Not great, but not heard it before.

Well done (ish)
oh dear laughing my head off good one. ****
funny!! :)
ha ha ha funny
HAHA amazingly funny!
they get worse, are irish people really this dumb, i am half irish and i am quite dopey sometimes but that is just pathetic, you can have a star
hahaha that was hilarious
Hilarious.
really funny.thinking of doctors... they've just identified a food that can cause grief and misery for years after its been eaten.its called wedding cake.
hahaha best ive heard all day
have a star!

xx
how many nails where there babes xxx lol xxx
brilliant pmsl 10/10 x


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