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Answers: Well theres one big thing and one small thing,

Small thing - I went into the toilet stall at a shopping mall and there was no toilet paper..I was like CRAP! Luckily i had some tissues in my purse


Big thing - I was 6 and i needed to go to the toilet,So i asked my teacher and she said,Cant you hold it? So i said yes and i ended up wetting my pants.....Luckily everone has forgotten abouut it now


Anything like this ever happened to you?

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We wer standing in line to buy movie tickets and this lady in front of us was..well..."large", and we sarted talkin about her in a different language and then she turns around and says hello in that language!!

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yeah this joke SAYS IT ALL!!!


There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night club
ahead. He went in, went up to the bar and asked for a drink. The bar owner,
who was tending bar, said, "I've never seen you in here before."

The guy says, "Yes, I'm not from around here. I'm just passing through on my
way to find a job."

The owner asks, "What do you do?"

The guy says, "I write music and play the piano."

The owner, looking excited says, "REALLY! I have an ad in the paper looking
for
someone to play my piano. Please sit down at the keyboard and play for me
if you're interested."

The guy does and as he plays the piano the owner is in awe of his talent
and musical abilities. The owner says, "You play the piano more beautifully
than anyone I have ever heard! What is the name of that song?"

The guy says, "I wrote that song and the name is Two Lesb F_cking Their
Brains Out."

The owner gasps and is taken back. He says, "My gosh, that's a terrible name
for such a beautiful song. Do you know any others?"

The guy smiles and plays again. Once more the owner is astounded by this
guy's talent and musical abilities. He's almost afraid to ask but he does
ask what the name of the song he just played.

The guy answers, "I F_cked Her All Night Until She Couldn't Take Anymore."

The owner again was shocked. The owner says, "Ok, you play beautifully and
the songs you have written are incrediable. I will hire you, but you have
to promise not to tell the name of your songs to the patrons." The guy
agrees.

That night the guy was playing the piano and the crowd was just as amazed
as the owner was with this man's musical abilities. After playing two
songs the crowd stood up and applauded. The guy was really pleased and
stood up to take a bow. When he stood up and faced the audience, it was
apparent that his zipper was open and his d_ck and b.a.l.l.s were hanging out.


One of the patrons close to the piano says, "Sir, do you know your d_ck and
b.a.l.l.s are hanging out?"

The guy smiles and says, "KNOW IT, I WROTE IT!"

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I was in grade two, and my friend and we were playing, she suddenly started laughing, apparently she saw my underware......... never played with her again

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When I worked for a moving company, I was moving someone in New York city and when I jumped on the back of the trailer my pants split right open for everyone walking on the walkway to see.

My son once asked me (while shopping) why the lady at the register was so stupid she couldn't figure out the change back while the registers were off line. Which she heard him say.

When I was at a party we were at the amusement park down the road and went down the BIG slide and I didn't stop at the end of it....I ended up going right across the fake grass and bashed right into the fence and hit so hard it knocked the garbage can on the other side over....then to have people help me get and and find the fake grass had chewed right through the back end of my jeans and underware.....my butt was hanging out once again for the world to see.

I have more but that's enough I guess.

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hell no thank god 2

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DID THE LOUDEST BURP ON EARTH RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CRUSHE'S FACE!!! :(

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1 day sum1 squrted glue all over the back of my hoody and i didnt no til after skool. there was so much fluff and leaves on it. i waz so embarresed

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well i was going down the stairs of my school and it is a two stair thing so it curves completely, and i tripped down every single stair and i broke my tailbon, my arm, and i brused my ribs

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My boyfriends dad walked in on me and my boyfriend in bed together the other night!! His dad and him think it's funny but i'm soooooooo embarissed!

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