An Australian picks up a hitchhiker?!
Question: An Australian is driving down the road when he passes a hitchhiker that is so unusual looking he has to stop and pick him up. The hitchiker has 3 EYES, no ARMs and only 1 LEG. The hitchhiker says "Hello, mate, could I get a ride"? and the Austrailian driver replies, "aye, aye, aye, you look 'armless enough, hop in".
Answers: An Australian is driving down the road when he passes a hitchhiker that is so unusual looking he has to stop and pick him up. The hitchiker has 3 EYES, no ARMs and only 1 LEG. The hitchhiker says "Hello, mate, could I get a ride"? and the Austrailian driver replies, "aye, aye, aye, you look 'armless enough, hop in".
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