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Answers: and said: can you spare 50p? I said : why, buisiness that bad, or is that all you charge? haha

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I met one who said she would do anything for ￡20 - so I gave her a note and got her to decorate my house.

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Hilarious.........your razor-sharp wit has truly blown me away.

:o/

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Shes not a very good prostitute is she? Isnt she supposed to say something like 'Fancy a good time, guv'nor'?

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what's the question?

what's 50p?

i'm an ignorant american, so...

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Dang! Where do you live? I might have to check that place out!

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Hey, if you're gonna impersonate my Avatar please tell better jokes for the sake of my street cred! Cheers.

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that is soo bad i dont know why i bothered to comment on it..

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gays don't use prostitutes do you

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Keep those coming, the friendly man with the white coat should be with you soon.

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umm lol i guess

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Have you had your tablet yet?

;-)

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