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Answers: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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if i ever find inexplicable rug burns on my forehead then i'm on the waggon

i don't drink THAT much bb x x

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with all the consumption of alchohol i nedd to go for a p*ss

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Cheers!

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like it .lol

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yeah dats well good, i can relate to all of it lol

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They should put these warnings on beer cans and liquor bottles! (like they put Surgeon General warnings on cigarettes)

Have a star!

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i need a beer

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Hahahahahahhaaaa, absolutely fookin fantastic, all except the dancing one, i can't fecking dance when i'm sober lol

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hahahahaa funny. 10/10

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another tale of personal experience

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lmao when I used to drink for parties I can remember most of these things happening...ahh the memories lol....star!

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Excellent

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hehehe, have been through all except the last one, and silly me was bloody stone cold sober when that happened, pmsl hun

have a star

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