New Viruses?!
Question: CLINTON VIRUS-Gives you a 7" hard drive with NO memory
VIAGRA VIRUS-Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
LEWINSKY VIRUS-Sucks all the memory out of your computer,then emails everyone about what it did
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS-Saves your data,but forgets where it is stored
MIKE TYPSON VIRUS-Quits after 2 bytes
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS-Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB,then slowly expands to 200 MB
DR.JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS-Deletes all old files
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS-Disks can no longer be inserted
TITANIC VIRUS-(A strain of the Lewinsky virus)Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on")
DISNEY VIRUS-Everything in your computer goes Goofy
PROZAC VIRUS-Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS-Only attacks minor files
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS-Terminates some files,leaves,but IT WILL BE BACKKKKK
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS-Reformats your harddrive into a 3.5" floppy,then discards it through Windows
Answers: CLINTON VIRUS-Gives you a 7" hard drive with NO memory
VIAGRA VIRUS-Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
LEWINSKY VIRUS-Sucks all the memory out of your computer,then emails everyone about what it did
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS-Saves your data,but forgets where it is stored
MIKE TYPSON VIRUS-Quits after 2 bytes
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS-Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB,then slowly expands to 200 MB
DR.JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS-Deletes all old files
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS-Disks can no longer be inserted
TITANIC VIRUS-(A strain of the Lewinsky virus)Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on")
DISNEY VIRUS-Everything in your computer goes Goofy
PROZAC VIRUS-Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS-Only attacks minor files
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS-Terminates some files,leaves,but IT WILL BE BACKKKKK
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS-Reformats your harddrive into a 3.5" floppy,then discards it through Windows
OMG! that's hilarious, how long did it take you to put this together or did you get it from somewhere?
This was great! I think I liked the last one best.