Comedy critics: What do you think of my jokes?!
Question: 1. I was in science class and we were learning about global warming. In order to stop global warming we must conserve energy. I said "A great way to conserve energy would be to let people skip school and work and just sleep all day.
2. There is no such thing as a failing grade in school. F= Fantastic, D= Delightful, C= Congratulations, B= Beautiful, and A= Achiever.
3. There are a few rules in driving everyone should know. Green= Go, Yellow= Speed up to beat the red, Red= Hit the emergency brakes, and STOP= Spin Tires On Pavement. Also, if you fasten your seat belt you'll get a ticket. Remember click it= ticket. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalks, buildings, and streets.
4. I learned a very valuable lesson on April fools day. Cops never think it's as funny as we do. I ran up to a cop and said "There's been a hit and un." The cop said "Where?" I said "Out in the baseball field."
What do you think of all my jokes? How can I improve? Honest opinions only.
Answers: 1. I was in science class and we were learning about global warming. In order to stop global warming we must conserve energy. I said "A great way to conserve energy would be to let people skip school and work and just sleep all day.
2. There is no such thing as a failing grade in school. F= Fantastic, D= Delightful, C= Congratulations, B= Beautiful, and A= Achiever.
3. There are a few rules in driving everyone should know. Green= Go, Yellow= Speed up to beat the red, Red= Hit the emergency brakes, and STOP= Spin Tires On Pavement. Also, if you fasten your seat belt you'll get a ticket. Remember click it= ticket. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalks, buildings, and streets.
4. I learned a very valuable lesson on April fools day. Cops never think it's as funny as we do. I ran up to a cop and said "There's been a hit and un." The cop said "Where?" I said "Out in the baseball field."
What do you think of all my jokes? How can I improve? Honest opinions only.
lame
when i was in maths i copied all my answers from the back of the text book, my teacher asked me what i was gaining from that and i said "20 minutes!"
o yeah i was in the zone that day! lol!
wow they all sucked
Mostly funny, seem a little young though.
If you are thinking of doing these as stand-up, you need for them to sound less like telling a joke and more like general conversation. For example: I really like ice cream. Yah, I know, it's not that good for me. I've been trying to cut back. I used to eat it only between commercials while watching TV. Commercial comes on, I get the ice cream, eat it, commercial goes off, I put it back in the freezer. It just got to be too much - getting up, sitting down, getting up, sitting down. Now I just watch PBS.
i only like the last one
I didn't see any jokes.