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Answers: On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.

Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."

He beams and asks, "Why?"

She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

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I thought that was really funny, keep them coming, I'll soon have a completely new act!!

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ha ha

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lol,lol,lol.10/10.

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i think that it was cold but funny.

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I thought it was funny.

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Ooh harsh.

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SNAP,that's what you call a photo snap.very good haha.

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Zinger! Funny even from a male perspective.

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ha ha ha funny

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very good i like it, your definitely on a roll! have a star!

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hahaha funny lol

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Very funny, very dry, my kind of humour. Got any more?

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hahaha!!

funny sh*t!!!!!

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hahaha hilarious. omg what will you think of next?

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Harsh raindrops have a star

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hmm where have i heard that one ?????

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