Blonde one liners - funny or not?!
Question: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.
What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
"It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository.
Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
From eating with forks.
Why don't blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
They can't remember the number.
OR: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A brunette with bad breath
What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air bubbles.
What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?
Divorcee'
What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?
What do you call a zit on a blonde's bum?
A brain tumor.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
She'd just dyed her hair.
OR: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
Answers: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.
What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
"It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
An Italian suppository.
Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
From eating with forks.
Why don't blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
They can't remember the number.
OR: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A brunette with bad breath
What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air bubbles.
What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?
Divorcee'
What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?
What do you call a zit on a blonde's bum?
A brain tumor.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone.
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
She'd just dyed her hair.
OR: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
there is afew there that i dont have can i borrow them babes xxx lol xxx
Very funny
ha ha ha funny
What do you call 10 blondes standing in a line?
A wind tunnel.
What do you call 10 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.
How did the blonde get stuck in the shower?
The shampoo reads "lather, rinse, repeat"
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
some are funny and some are not.
Not bad.
Cute.
Dang gurl, you got jokes!!!
not jus dumb
Most of them are funny - like from this one:
Why don't blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
on are good - the airplane window seat one - the alternative ending is good - the last joke is not funny. I like the 911 one and the air bubbles one!
lol some are pretty funny...others are corny
lol
oh my what a list and everyone one of them good well done to you i take my hat off have a star its not enough really
LMSUIAO That's a good selection and I liked them all thanks for the Chuckle
Lol @ What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?, since I've known a few like that during Highschool.
haha some good ones there. lol
why are blonde jokes so short...
so that brunettes can understand them
ha
dont take the mick outta blondes..we aren't that dumb..
and if we are then why do so many people dye their hair blonde ey?
hahaha very funny.
They used to call them dumb blonde jokes. It was redundant.
haha.
I had heard some, not all, funny!!!!!
Have a star!
funny!!lol
i just read all your jokes and there funny as hell i am going back through them to star them all thanx for the laugh