Start a flood - funny or not?!
Question: A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.
Answers: A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.
i just read all your jokes and there funny as hell i am going back through them to star them all thanx for the laugh
Funny, not really.
hahaha
funny
LOL
8/10
;-)
Nearly clever.
Brilliant! LOL!
Took me a sec. But it's aiyt.
Not.
OK but its not making me fall over, nice to have a bit of lighted stuff.
That one's pretty funny!
ok..
funny, but i didnt laugh, so 5/10
ha ha ha funny
I like it!
ya..........really it tuk me a while to understand wat it is.......gud one dude.....
it' s funny
That's pretty good!!!
ok not bad.
haha kind of funny.
not your best but its good have a star!!
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