A couple of short jokes to start with - funny or not?!


Question: At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.

He was served a piece of meat, and as he picked it up with his fork, he held it up and smirked: "Is this pig?"

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: "To which end of the fork are you referring....?"
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"My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the garden market," said the first man.

"So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked.

"Well, when I got to the market, I asked the produce clerk, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?' "The produce clerk said 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'


Answers: At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.

He was served a piece of meat, and as he picked it up with his fork, he held it up and smirked: "Is this pig?"

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: "To which end of the fork are you referring....?"
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"My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the garden market," said the first man.

"So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked.

"Well, when I got to the market, I asked the produce clerk, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?' "The produce clerk said 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'
hahaha good ones there. lol
ha ha ha funny
Sorry, try again. I don't find either of these jokes to be funny.
Funny and clever!
Kewl! Pretty funny.
HA HA HA those are pretty good! never heard them before... HA HA
very good have a star
ok
The second one is great!!!
i just read all your jokes and there funny as hell i am going back through them to star them all thanx for the laugh
another new ones on me very funny xxx lol xx


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