Drinking Buddies: Joke?!


Question: There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was, i was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."


Answers: There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was, i was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
Gad!!!
Very funny!!
Niiiiice. Can't imagine that he was pleased. haha. Good joke!
Well, there goes my lunch!
Oh no!! That is sick, but seriously funny!!!
Funny
lol reminds me of a my family episode
nice one
Ew! Yuck! Ew and lol
Too Funny! Great for a Friday! Beware weekend drinkers!!!
HA...that is so gross...but hilarious at the same time. Have a star!
OMG! Yikes. That's a nightmare of every married guy. Good one!
that is another funny joke.i think you should write a joke book and keep telling us these funny joke because they are really marvellous ! well done !!! lol..x
nice one.
Holy crap. Dude this is one of the best jokes in the world. LOL. Crazy bastard hitting on his mom LOL LOL.
Oh Lord!!! That poor, poor man!!!
OMG!!!! that was mad crazy
ha ha ha funny
not so comedy.....tho'
Lol….hilarious and sick but good to earn a star!...LOL
moma knows best.lol
lol


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