Who shot the bear?!
Question: An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's office.
He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?"
The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!"
"EXACTLY" says the doctor.
Answers: An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's office.
He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?"
The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!"
"EXACTLY" says the doctor.
LOL!! Good analogy Doc!!
NOT ME!!!
not bad !
whoa
lol!
haha
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a gun
Love this! Needed a good laugh! Thanks!
LMAO! THATS FUNNY
Davie, Davie Crockett.
the bear decided to die that exact moment...
LOL
I think the doctor is telling him that it wasn't his child. Haha
alright i admit it was me...both times :)
lol...
The bear didn't get shot he just kicked the bucket
Nice!
I'll give you a* this time .next time you will have to make me laugh
lol, to make it basic, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER, lol.
cant here that one too many times!
always a good laugh!
The doc is trying to say " It is impossible for a 80 year old man to have a 20 year old wife and make her pregnant".
sorry but i dont get it lol. explain?
the bear is playing dead lol....
loves it!
thats funny