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Answers: teachers sets homework for the class ,
' i want you all to write me an essay about your fathers job ''
next day in class , she asks
' anyone do their essay ? '
little Jaques stands and says '' yes miss ''
so little Jaques starts ......

'My Father , he is in the army , he has a suit of blue , he has a sword and a bayonet and he has a pistol too ''
@ very good ' the teacher says
anyone else ?
little Tommy Tucker shouts '' me miss , me ''
ok Tommy , lets hear it
My Father's NOT in the army , he dont have a suit of blue , he draws his dole at half past nine , and he's on the p1ss til two ''

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what do we teach our children today

great gag thanks
lmao

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hahaha very funny.

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LOL tell me more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The little girl fell down and hurt her butt,her grandfather asks her does it hurt?she says yes,can you kiss it to make it better.

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lol funni

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lol...very good hehe

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I agree !!!

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nice one

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ha ha ha funny

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haha very good

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good one

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