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Question: sunburn.Wincing in pain as even a slight wind touches his scorched skin,the man hobbles off to the Doctor for help.The dr takes 1 lokk at the man's legs and says,"I don't have anyting to treat sunburn that bad.Try taking these Viagra pills."I've got sunburn!"cries the man."What the hell's Viagra going to do?"
"Well nothing for the sunburn,"the dr replies,"But it will help keep the sheets off your legs tonight."
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A woman goes to a plastic surgeon and has a radical new treatment.The surgeon puts a small screw in the back of her head so she can turn it and tighten up her skin every time it shows signs of wrinkling.A month later she comes back very upset."Doctor your treatment is dreadful!Look at my face!The bags under my eyes are huge and no matter how much I turn the screws they won't go away!"They not bags,"replies the dr,"those are your breast.And if you keep turning that screw you're going to end with a goatee."
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Star if you like it.xxx


Answers: sunburn.Wincing in pain as even a slight wind touches his scorched skin,the man hobbles off to the Doctor for help.The dr takes 1 lokk at the man's legs and says,"I don't have anyting to treat sunburn that bad.Try taking these Viagra pills."I've got sunburn!"cries the man."What the hell's Viagra going to do?"
"Well nothing for the sunburn,"the dr replies,"But it will help keep the sheets off your legs tonight."
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A woman goes to a plastic surgeon and has a radical new treatment.The surgeon puts a small screw in the back of her head so she can turn it and tighten up her skin every time it shows signs of wrinkling.A month later she comes back very upset."Doctor your treatment is dreadful!Look at my face!The bags under my eyes are huge and no matter how much I turn the screws they won't go away!"They not bags,"replies the dr,"those are your breast.And if you keep turning that screw you're going to end with a goatee."
*****
Star if you like it.xxx
hahhahahahaahhahah!!! good..very good ... have,nt heard before!!...hahah ....u still have,nt answered my questions though!!xxxx

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good effort!
it was ok i think your a bit cheeky asking for a star no chance.
its okk not the funniest thing ive ever heard though =\
second one is ok and im feeling generous tonight so..a star for you
i love the second one!star for you!
ouch.
Brill, thanks


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