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Answers: At the beach:

A guy saw a girl with no legs and no arms crying and asked her what was wrong, she said ''I'm 20 years old and I've never been hugged'' so he hugged her. After 15 minutes she was crying again, so he asked what was wrong, ''Im 20 years old and I've never been kissed'' so he kissed her. After 30 minutes he heard her cry again, so went and asked her what was wrong, she said ''I'm 20 years old, and I've never been screwed'' so he grabbed her, threw her into the sea and said ''NOW YOU'RE SCREWED!!!''

Lieutenant: SOLDIER! What happens if you're in battle and a bullet hits your left ear?
Soldier: I loose 50% of my hearing, but I keep fighting!
Lieutenant: And what happens if another bullet hits your right ear?
Soldier: I loose 100% of my sight, but I keep fighting!
Lieutenant: Of your sight?! WHY WOULD THAT BE?!
Soldier: Because my glasses fall off!

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lmfao!!! finally!!! a joke that hasnt been posted 30 times!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I love it REALLY can't stop laughing LOL HAHA

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Lol lol lol lol!!! Thats so funny!! Loved 'em! Star for you!

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i like the second one!star for you!

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lol .......... v .good

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XD hilarious!!!

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7th star was me. u rock. those really made my day :) thanks..
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hahhahahahahahahahaha roflmao!!! star for u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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