A policeman is driving along the road?!


Question: when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road.

He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands.

A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to which the policeman replies:

"It looks like he's topped himself"


Answers: when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road.

He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his head and he is covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands.

A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to which the policeman replies:

"It looks like he's topped himself"
I've heard that one before, but the pizza version, so didn't see your punch-line coming. I laughed out loud & (apologies) have pinched it for some much younger people to enjoy too!
I so need cheering up right now & silliness is often a good way! Thanks a zillion!
Funny and cliched!
not that great but its okk
nice 1 lol
I like it but should you not have told it on sundae, but anyway I will give you 99 for that.
that cop was cold man!...good one
hah thats pretty funny!
thats crazy aint heard one like that.your crazy.HAhaHAha you really earned a star.; )
another man was found covered in cornflakes.Police believe it is the work of a serial killer.

hehe! hope you like the joke!star for you
Very good you're definitely on a roll.
not really funny, but can pass
umm dont know about that one sorry
Thanks that was great. hahaha
Good one and funny.


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