Get a lawyer - funny or not?!


Question: Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Morris raised his hand. The teacher called on Little Morris for his answer. With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Morris answered, "A lawyer!"


Answers: Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Morris raised his hand. The teacher called on Little Morris for his answer. With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Morris answered, "A lawyer!"
typical ha
hahaha.
good.
yeah ha ha ,,,,
funny ;-D
yer nice 1
*sigh of depression* yep, that's what everyone does. Why is it men never get half of the woman's money when they get divorced knowing full well that more women than ever before are making as much or more than a lot of men so that men can be compensated for the same grief that causes women to have the right to half a man's earnings in the first place. This tradition of women getting half the money in divorce settlements due to her not making enough to survive without his income is very outdated and needs to stop. I think all divorce settlements should be automatic prenuptial due to the fact that no one who divorces anyone should be rewarded for the fact that they don't honor a life long contract of "till death due you part" that they SIGNED in the first place. How much integrity does a person really have if they can't keep the most important promise they will ever make.....and that is the promise or voes between a man and a woman.
I don't get it.
lol!please can u answer any of my open questions
hahaha
lol xxx good one girl xxx


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