3 Builders sitting on top of a skyscraper eating lunch?!
Question: Englishman - Opens his sarnie and says 'Oh No! Ham again, im sick of it, it i have ham 1 more day im gonna throw meself off the top of this building!
Scotsman - opens his sarnie and says 'Oh No! Corned Beef again, im sick of it, if i have corned beef 1 more day im gonna throw myself off this building!
Irishman - opens his sarnie and says 'Oh no! if i have cheese 1 more day im gonna throw meself off this buiding!
The next day Lunch time same ppl same place.................
Englishman opens his sarnie sees Ham and throws himself off the building and dies instantly when he hits the ground
Scotsman opens his sarnie sees corned beef and throws himself off the building and dies instantly when he hits the ground
Irishman opens his sarnie see cheese throws himself off and dies instantly when he hits the ground.............
AT THE FUNERAL
Englishmans Wife 'I dont understand why didnt he ever tell me he didnt like ham?'
(to be continued)
Answers: Englishman - Opens his sarnie and says 'Oh No! Ham again, im sick of it, it i have ham 1 more day im gonna throw meself off the top of this building!
Scotsman - opens his sarnie and says 'Oh No! Corned Beef again, im sick of it, if i have corned beef 1 more day im gonna throw myself off this building!
Irishman - opens his sarnie and says 'Oh no! if i have cheese 1 more day im gonna throw meself off this buiding!
The next day Lunch time same ppl same place.................
Englishman opens his sarnie sees Ham and throws himself off the building and dies instantly when he hits the ground
Scotsman opens his sarnie sees corned beef and throws himself off the building and dies instantly when he hits the ground
Irishman opens his sarnie see cheese throws himself off and dies instantly when he hits the ground.............
AT THE FUNERAL
Englishmans Wife 'I dont understand why didnt he ever tell me he didnt like ham?'
(to be continued)
Megmol - I heard this joke when I was at school 25 yrs ago, way before beckham, or even before Ronaldo was born.
Still funny. ave a star for digging it up again.
Heard it but still funny
typical english to turn it on us.the original(with beckham,ronaldo and carlos)is much funnier....
Nice! Read my jokes... a few questions above!
laugh out loud.
heard it before but still its a good one