One for today,Bulls?!
Question: A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits
they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,
"He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which
had a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,
"That's more than twice a week!
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR."
The wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's
ribs.
"That's once a day.
You could REALLY learn something from these bulls" she said.
The husband looked at her and said,
"Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
Answers: A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits
they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,
"He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which
had a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,
"That's more than twice a week!
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR."
The wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's
ribs.
"That's once a day.
You could REALLY learn something from these bulls" she said.
The husband looked at her and said,
"Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."
LOL!!
have a star for that!
heard this before but it makes me laugh every time!!! : )
ive just had that joke sent to me on the mobile.really funny.
Now that was funny
lol
Good one.
the silly moo .lol