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Answers: "OLD" IS WHEN... Your friends compliment You on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love, and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

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good 1's again lmao 10/10 x

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lmao v true xxx

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lmao...love the end 1, sounds like my nan

love ur jokes :-)

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LOL even though I am rapidly approaching all of these, especially the last one!!!!

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didn't you post that one before?

still funny

... hope I'll not find them true some day...

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Looks like you are feeling your age today. No offence but I am not far behind you. lmao lol

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very true but heard it before, have a star

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you know how to cheer us up. LMAO

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That was funny! Brightened up my dreary Thurs morning! So true though! Love the one about the doc slowing you down and not the police! x

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Been there and done it

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It is happening already. LMAO

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lol, awesome, reminds me of my grandma!!!

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Not something to laugh about but can't stop smiling to myself.
A star well deserved matey!

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You could call this pensioner tales.

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