How to Be Safe This Year xxx funny or true xxx?!
Question: 1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. Above all else, avoid hospitals.
You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!
Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.
FOR SAFETY'S SAKE - Attend church and read your Bible Daily ...IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.
Answers: 1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. Above all else, avoid hospitals.
You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!
Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.
FOR SAFETY'S SAKE - Attend church and read your Bible Daily ...IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.
That is great. I mean much better then the last em em em cough cough em cr@p. I am taking the p1ss out of you now. lmao
Interesting - getting better.
The year is nearly over and Christmas is around the corner. lol
Staying off drugs and alcohol is pretty safe too.
One then has ones wits about them, to run, dodge, look left and right when out in the street and give the body language that talks "I am not an easy target".
hahaha good ones. lol
That is great.
Let us learn to love and appreciate.
Teach those people (especially those who went to the wrong path of life) how to be safe at ALL times so if they die unexpectedly, they would not end up in....