And the moral of the story is?!
Question: My girlfriend and I had been going out together for over a year and planned to get married. My girlfriend was an absolute dream and there was only one thing that bothered me, her younger sister.
She was 20 years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I got many a pleasant view. She never did it around anyone else.
She called me over one day shortly before the wedding to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She said that she had feelings for me that she couldn't overcome and wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister and committed my life to her.
I was in total shock and could not say a word: she said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want me, come up and get me". I was absolutely stunned, I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
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Answers: My girlfriend and I had been going out together for over a year and planned to get married. My girlfriend was an absolute dream and there was only one thing that bothered me, her younger sister.
She was 20 years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I got many a pleasant view. She never did it around anyone else.
She called me over one day shortly before the wedding to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She said that she had feelings for me that she couldn't overcome and wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister and committed my life to her.
I was in total shock and could not say a word: she said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want me, come up and get me". I was absolutely stunned, I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
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Very clever mate. One of the best ive seen on here. Well done
hahaha... that was funny and worth the wait
holy crap man finish it already...its like watching a porn and the dvd is scratched!!!
i have heard of this joke before
i think three years ago...
lol
you go up the stairs, open the door and there is your girlfriend with her sister holding a banner saying 'the wedding is off you rat' ???????????
lol very good
Yes very good x
Lmfao!.. Dats gud!
lol awesome, have a star
It was funny last time I read it in YA jokes and riddles, about 8 days ago. Still a good joke though
lol. very good. wasn't expecting that!
have a star.
lol. funny stuff
Always looking for a true truism. Thanks.
That was a good one.
cool...
funny,really funny
And there I was thinking this guy was different!! Thanks for reminding me that the majority of men are pigs!!