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Answers: Does any one no any good prank calls that i can do to my friends. Not dirty. Just really funny.

Best one gets 10 points.

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Hi, I'm looking for Hugh Jass. (it sounds like you're saying huge @$$)
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Hello, <your friend's last name> family. I'm here to tell you that you have won $1,000,000. Please call 1(800)-LOTTO9 to claim your prize. Again, the number is 1(800)-LOTTO9. Thank you! (then you hang up before they get a chance to say anything) I have no idea what company that number calls so yeah...

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Just call & not say anything, breathe heavy into the phone. When they hang up, do it again, and again, and again until they yell at you!

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do this in like a french vioce, i did it to my friends and they cracked up
Hello where is my monkey?
i want my monkey and smuggled dimonds!!!!!
give it or return the check!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me: Is your refrigerator running??
You: I think so...why??
Me: Then you better go catch it!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Whoooo!!!!!
Crank calls are annoying. Don't do them!!!!!
Sicko.

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Act like a resturant calling random people and giving them discounts. Offer to send it in a package if they live too far away.Tell them to Send the money to your adress because you are their new joiunor assistant manager.

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Call and say " Gongratulations you have been selected to receive a free season pass to ur favorite amusement park" . If they hang up keep calling and say the sme thing, try to make ur voice sound like an operator until you get them really tired and tell them the truth.

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ok say to a friend that there is a PEN club and it talks about pens. ask him/her if she wans to be in it. but before you do anything put PEN14 on your hand. if he/she says yes take a pen and put PEN15 on there hand. hahahahahahaha!!!! it should look like the word penis get it!!!!

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