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Answers: answered knock at the door to be met by a vacuum cleaner salesman, F*** Off she says, next thing he tips a bucket of horse sh** on her hallway carpet and says "If this vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of horsesh** madam, i will eat the remainder . Well I hope youre f**ing hungry she says cos the electricity was cut off this morning!"

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what a load of crap .lol

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haha you made my night very good 10/10 ****

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eewwwww... lol

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Thats really funny!

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Lol that was ssoo very funny,sh**t I agree ,glad I.m not in his shoe's thow,here have a star.

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thats awful!

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Very good!
Gave me a real good laugh!
Thanks, here have a star *

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hahaha...that was very funny!!!

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AAAHAHAHAH...OMG THATS FUNNY. =D

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Would've been just as funny (funnier) with clean language!

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Magic

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OMG!!!!!!

that was soooooooo fu*king funny.

cant wait to tell all my friends.


LMFAO!!!!!!!

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lol

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hahahah thats halariouss

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XD hahahaha

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* Hahaha LoL best joke ive heard this week , got an other ? =) *

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hehhehhee! lol like tat one.

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That reminds me of the I Love Lucy episode called Sales Resistance. The same thing happened to Lucy but it was dirt.

~Candice~

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Top man.

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Funny

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