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Answers: have any funny sayings??

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Funny Sayings

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

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"barking dogs seldom bite/"but dogs seldom know this saying.so dont take a risk

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bros before hoes

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walk a mile in someones shoes and your a mile away with their shoes

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I'll stick with the "dog" theme...

If you're not the lead dog, the view is ALWAYS the same ;););)

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Back to the dog theme:
If you want a tip dont pet a burning dog

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y is it we allways want wut we cant have and wut we have we dont want

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