An Australian applies for a job as a Royal footman.Taking his refereneces from h!
Question: interview,where they ask him to drop his trousers."It's a formality",says the interviewer."Some footman are required to wear kits,so we like to examine the knees of applicants for blemishes."The Aussie drops his trousers and his knees are inspeccted."Excelent",says the interviewer."Now could you show me your testimonials." A few moments later the Aussie is thrown out into the street."Strueth",says the Aussie,picking himself up from the pavement."If I knew the lingo a bit better I reckon I might've got that job.
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A man weds his virgin bride and on the big nigrt,stips off and jumps into bed for a grope.Taken aback,his new wife lays down the law."I expect you to be as well-mannered in bed as you are at the dinner table,my love!"
"Oh right,"says the man,.backing off a bit."Well,then,will you please pass the sex?"
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Dvid Beckham is walking through the jungle with Posh when he suddenly turns to her and says,"Look at that flash bastard with the all in 1 Lacoste sleeping bag.
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Answers: interview,where they ask him to drop his trousers."It's a formality",says the interviewer."Some footman are required to wear kits,so we like to examine the knees of applicants for blemishes."The Aussie drops his trousers and his knees are inspeccted."Excelent",says the interviewer."Now could you show me your testimonials." A few moments later the Aussie is thrown out into the street."Strueth",says the Aussie,picking himself up from the pavement."If I knew the lingo a bit better I reckon I might've got that job.
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A man weds his virgin bride and on the big nigrt,stips off and jumps into bed for a grope.Taken aback,his new wife lays down the law."I expect you to be as well-mannered in bed as you are at the dinner table,my love!"
"Oh right,"says the man,.backing off a bit."Well,then,will you please pass the sex?"
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Dvid Beckham is walking through the jungle with Posh when he suddenly turns to her and says,"Look at that flash bastard with the all in 1 Lacoste sleeping bag.
Star p
2 out of 3 aint bad marks is it????? sorry flowerhead
didnt get 3d 1
with the 3rd one do you mean he's wearing lacoste tracksuite
I think the 3rd one means that he is pointing to a crocodile - other 2 were fairly funny, 3rd is a bit crap
Wibble, wibble, wibble!
The second two are believable - but an Ozzie looking for a job?
Aw - come on!